HELLO!! we dun have a video today but pictures..so its going to be a PICDEO or VITURE...well u get the idea..more or less. So here!
KYLIE: aww man i want lollipop!! PAMELA: um kylie we are in the midst of filming a picdeo(or viture) here
KYLIE: oh ya...HI EARTHLINGS!
PAMELA: HI! and once again this is the KYLIE AND PAMELA SHOW!
PAMELA: So...wat are we going to do now..KYLIE: uh...i dunno....
KYLIE: i know! wait a sec....PAMELA: meanwhile, people, lets just laugh! *LAUGHS* as a day without laughter is a day wasted
KYLIE: ok! this is the new segment! DRINKING AIRPAMELA: um kylie............
PAMELA: *snatches away straw*KYLIE: I WANT TO DRINK AIR!! *ROAR*
PAMELA: um....let me give u care bears to lighten ur moodKYLIE: LOOK THIS IS OUR FAMILY PORTRAIT say CHEESE!
PAMELA: ok so now wat?KYLIE: look at this mini purse. its a purse which u cant put anything in. it costs $16.60 grab it before its too late :D
PAMELA: i doubt anyone will buy the bag....KYLIE: HELLO? yes? u want to buy the bag?ok!we will send it to where ever u r living now. pls hold on...HELLO? oh sorry the bag is SOLD OUT! goodbye!
PAMELA: wow..i was wrong....i cant believe ppl would buy it....KYLIE: yup i am GOOOOOOOD
KYLIE: QUICK ADMIT IT! or i will die of lack of complimentsPAMELA: okok..fine..u r good...happy??
KYLIE: yup i am a happy happy happy happy happy hap girl!PAMELA: ugh i cant believe i said tat...*CONTROLS*
KYLIE: relax! u did a goood deed! dun PUKE!!PAMELA: *CONTROL...* ok i am alright now
KYLIE: phew i was abt to use this doggy to protect mePAMELA: hee.....never give evil people a poor doggy cos they will use it as a shield
KYLIE: wat is tat suppose to mean?? huh huh??PAMELA: NOTHING!! :D
KYLIE: this is getting nowherePAMELA: dun ruin the moment!! the show is getting along fine*SMILES* dun bore to death people!
KYLIE: look at wat i can do with my tongue..PFFTTTPAMELA: look wat i can do with my mouth! HAAAA
KYLIE: RIIIGHT....PAMELA: ok u were rite..this is getting nowhere..
PAMELA: lets refresh! HI PEOPLE! this the kylie and pamela show and i am pamelaKYLIE: and i am kylie!
PAMELA: and the next segment is where we will attempt to act cuteKYLIE: TWIST!
KYLIE: ahem dun puke on ur com people its an attemptPAMELA: tats gross...poor com..
KYLIE: and we are not responsible if u do! PAMELA: yup! but we will compensate with a SMILE! we love smiling and laughing like lunatics. dun let it bother u :)
KYLIE: ummmm
PAMELA: yea.....

KYLIE: ok we shall end this picdeo(or viture) here! BYE!
PAMELA: BYE!!!
hahaha its lame i noe...but tats wat we do :D hope u enjoyed it!
hahahaha ok tats all bye!